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Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -
FBB for short
Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?
George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!
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When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.
I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat
Back in the day (1990's) my boyfriend and I would say let's grab a "40 boat"! It's another way of saying 40 ounces of cheap ass beer!
Hey let's grab a 40 boat and some munchies !
Commonly a casino located in midwestern cities. Initially upon legalization, casinos were limited to riverboats. However, developers began building casinos right next to a riverfront, skirting any laws prohibiting them from doing business outside of a riverboat. The term boat just stuck with all the patrons and now its used fairly common.
1: "I'm so fucking pissed!"
2: "Why, what happened?"
1: "I ended up goin' to the boat last night and lost a grand!"
2: "You dipshit!"
Motorboating (the sexual act) on a motorboat. Otherwise known as motorboatception.
"Dude, did you see Joseph and Melanie the other day?"
"Yeah, I think they were meta boating."
An American luxury car from either the 60’s or 70’s with no power and no handling whatsover
- has to have a humongous v8 with like 150 hp
- leans in every corner like it’s a 50 tonne freighter
Hey wanna go for a spin in my cadillac?
No man that thing rides like a road boat.
In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.
Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'
Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!
'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'