The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"
The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.
"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"
"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."
uses a cats foot and shoves it up your arse
guy 1: UR GONNA LIKE THIS FOOT UP UR ARSE!!
guy 2: YOU CHINESE RAPIST UAGHHHHH
An act when 2 men put their cocks inside each end of a Chinese finger trap. They move back and forward causing the finger trap to jerk them off and to make them touch cock tips.
Hey guys, I just say the janitor and the math teacher doing a Chinese cock trap in the bathroom!
When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not
The hacker comes form China
Or someone who can do impossibly thing come from China
A: Hey._what's going on? Look at this. It's impossible for to do play LOL as well as this
B: this is Chinese mag (use for positive meaning)
Two guys have their penis locked in a Chinese finger trap. For fun or competition to see who can get out of it first.
theres only one way to settle this, Chinese head-butt! winner take all