Someone who is so good at something that people refuse to acknowledge it out of fear.
Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.
Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.
Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?
Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.
"MIKO. MY MAN."
"DAN. MY MAN."
*Dan and Miko do their secret bro handshake*
🤝
Kim Dan is the main character of a Yoai written and illustrated by Mingwa. Kim Dan is kinned a lot. He is kind, pure, gorgeous, etc.. Kim Dan is broke and works 24/7 to pay for his grandma's medical bills because she is in the hospital and she has cancer. He lives in Korea and he is Korean. He works as a private physical therapist for a professional boxer named Jaekyung Joo.
Person 1: I FEEL SO BAD FOR KIM DAN OMGG
Person 2: His grandma should die hehe
Person 3: BUTT Jaekyung is SOOO HOT red is the new green.
Person 4: Red flag? More like black flag after chapter 45. ISTGGG I HATE HIMM
Person 5: *draws/imagines Jaekyung if he was drunk 24/7* I'm OBSESSED. I love this man. Period
Used in sarcasm to define small town police officers
Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine
Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man
A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.
Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
Sexy cunt, clarkeys best mate, Liverpool ultra since 2003, propa belta
Dan Murphy is a proper cool guy