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Having a wank.
See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.
Has to be said in the right context.
Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.
Often used whilst watching porn.
Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?
Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!
Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!
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A hand gesture is a movement you make with your hand. Rude hand gestures include; sticking your middle finger up or your middle and index finger up. A friendly hand gesture is perhaps sticking your thumb up. Hand gestures cna be used to communicate - such as sign language - or it can be motions made with your hand when talking
Jane was pissed off, she made a rude hand gesture at Peter.
Jane's brother was deaf and so she used various hand gestures to communicate.
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A nice, but swift action from ones hand to anothers johnson until he nuts. Usually for a debt that is owed.
Its ok, I'm sure we can settle this with a little hand jigger.
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To hang out with someone who you have't seen in a great deal of time after a rift in a friendship.
Omg lets penis hands tomorrow.
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An adjective that describes being caught in the act of porking out on forbidden food. Like flies swarm to shit, so fat fucks swarm to fridges at night.
"I put a ham in the fridge and caught that chunk ass Janelle fat handed at 3am eating it."
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When you go to wipe your ass and either A) the toilet paper you've chosen to use fails resulting in shit all of your hand. B) Said toilet paper does not exist or C) Somehow shit actually finds it way onto your hand.
Also related: Poop Thumb (Which is a lessor case of above - Shit Hand)
I was in the toilet when my toilet paper ripped in half, so I have a severe case of shit hand right now.
Ever have poopthumb? Well I have shit hand, that is a whole other list of problems.
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When you have a sore in the middle of your hand. Either from a blister or a cut, in place where jesus got nailed to the cross.
'man all this screwing has given me a jesus hand'.
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