Jesus Cardona

Term usually used to describe someone who has absolutely nothing to share with anyone else on a subject. Also used to express acute abdominal pain and pain in the rectum.

The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).

latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.

"jesus Cardona!!! those Mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my butt hole! "

"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."

"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"

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jesus motocross

The first "x-treme" sport that Jesus participated in during his greasy teenage years, along with Moses Wakeboarding and Muhammad X-Treme Action Suicide Bombing.

"Did go Jesus Motocrossing today?" "Fuck no. I'm Native American."

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Hell and Jesus

very skilled, able, talented or proficient

Eric Clapton was Hell and Jesus with a Gibson Les Paul in his hand. John Force is Hell and Jesus in a funny car. Hank Arron was Hell and Jesus at the plate with a Louisville Slugger. Rambo is Hell and Jesus with a machine gun.

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Jesus Feet

Jesus Feet are basically just messed up feet.

You could say someone has Jesus Feet if their feet are very wrinkled, cut up, bleeding, dirty, crusty, nasty, etc.

They are called Jesus Feet because Jesus had to walk everywhere and so his feet were extremely messed up.

Anyone with nasty, messed up feet can be said to have Jesus Feet.

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jesus jams

Contemporary Christian music.

Check out these new jesus jams.

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kinky jesus

the girl puts her back against the wall and spreads her arms like jesus on the cross. then the guy faces the girl in that exact same position and starts thrusty. KINKY TO THE MAX!

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/ \ / \
/ \ / \ KINKY JESUS

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jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

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