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blue dragon jizz

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

by jgsteroid50 January 19, 2011

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jizz like a racehorse

to cum a huge load of semen.

I jizz like a racehorse!

by kam75xx July 11, 2023


jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

by Instincts74 August 21, 2017


young jizz lord

the greatest fucking rapper of all time!!!!!!

Hey are you listening to the young jizztape by young jizz lord on soudcloud? I heard that shit was fire asf!!

by young jizz lord official October 22, 2019


Pink Jizz eye

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye

Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019


Just Jizz January

1)The month where you have to jizz at least once a day

"Hey bro u failed Just Jizz January"
"Nah man im staying strong this year not finna fail cuh"

by Noncy boi November 10, 2022


Giant jizz january

Another way to pay back no nut november. Similar to mega nut may, in the regard that you must ejaculate at least 2-3 times a day. The only difference is that giant jizz january is in january (duh), so you get to bust all the nuts sooner than the five months inbetween no nut november and mega nut may.

Wow. After that awful no nut november, I’m really looking forward to the cummy greatness of giant jizz january.

by 8=======D💦 January 20, 2021