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The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).
You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.
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Something you tell someone to confuse them or annoy them.
Karen: "You're being disrespectful. You need to learn some manners😠"
You:"....idk I just work here😐"
Karen:"....what do you mean you just work here???😡"
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When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.
My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."
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What you use when you are trying to insinuate something and they pick up on it. It's like a get out of free jail card for those moments.
Ashley: Maybe you shouldn't wear that dress.
Lucy: Why not?
Ashley: It doesn't fit right.
Lucy: Are you trying to say I'm fat?
Ashley: I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
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A badass way of saying "ok boomer". Popularized by the song written by Will Smith prime 90s.
Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.
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The act of smashing a mushroom on someone's head. You have to sneak up reeeeally careful and sneaky, and then scream "You just got SHROOMED!" As soon as you smoosh the mushroom.
Some one, let's say Bob, sneaks up behind Fagan, and, bringing the mushroom down on Fagan's head, Bob yells "YOU JUST GOT SHROOMED!!!"
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