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one who tries to be like Kevin .aka. BERT NEWTON!!!
bert newton is a kevin-impersonator who cant act and wears a really bad fake cat hair toupee! I hate all kevin-impersonators
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The biggest sult on the face of the earth. Remember to wipe your ass better, because i have herd that u find dingle berrys swinging around like Tarzan on a vine. I saw you bath water after u cleaned yourself and there was a dingle floating around in your bath water.... Please stop giving Griff those purpler nurpplers.... By the way you fat!
Griff: would you like ketchup with that master?
kevin: NOOOOOOO!
Griff: please don't make me eat anymore of those balls u call dingles, they don't really tast like berrys, I know u tried to tell me that dripping red stuff is cherry flavord but it really tasts like a mans blood...
kevin:No Nigga im a gunna force feed u dat healthy shiot....
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An unpopular side to most breakfasts.
Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"
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Where you are eating and/or fucking pussy and ass at the same time.
You like it when I give you the Dirty Kevin. Cuz you cream and squirt at the same time.
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A real broski, gangsta, and can get any hoe. The name is given to the Chinese boys with extremely long dicks as a infant, and suck their mothers tits till their 8.
"Oh my gosh, he is way to old to be breastfed"
"Chill, hes a Kevin Chen, he can do what he likes."
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Kevin Mario is a hot babe and has a twin called melvin and everyone loves him and his boys adam and anesu
Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher
Is that THE Kevin Mario
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*
When you get your junk grabbed or hit on by some drunk dude.
Arthur bought me a few rounds of drinks then he kevin spacied me.