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benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed

Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!

by Ash Hull December 04, 2022


Spressy Ma Ma

Derived from the words espresso and martini, Spressy ma ma is the colloquial term for an Espresso Martini, a cocktail with equal parts espresso, coffee liqueur and spirit. A typical combination would be an espresso shot, a nip of vodka and a nip of Kahlua, shaken over ice and strained into a martini glass with coffee beans to garnish. Many establishments have their own recipe, all of which wet the lip and wake one up a little bit.

Country of Origin - Australia
City of Origin - Stanmore, NSW

"Hey Kirsten! What should we get from the bar?"

"I'm buggered, so... obviously a Spressy ma ma!"

"Hey what time is it?"

"It's Spressy ma ma time!"

by MooooBishGetOutMeHay January 08, 2022


Facebook ma

A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.

Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'

Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.

Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.

Chronic inability to spell disgusting.

Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!

Shazzer: Facebook ma!

by Angel_k April 18, 2019


mas que chinga

Always preoccupied with having sex.

My Friends nickname was mas que chinga He lived in Harlem when we were growing up as kids He liked little girls, and having an affair with my next door neighbor Marivi.

by mas que Chinga August 01, 2017


Sugya Ma

The quickest of quips! Nothing beats telling someone to sugya ma!

"Go sugya ma"
"Happily"
"wai-"

by Woopy Toast (Leafs Best Son) May 12, 2021


Namdoow-mas

A very distinct form of marshal-art, created around the theory of being able to take any one down, no matter what the size, in hand to hand combat.

For the last 5 years I have been practicing the art of Namdoow-mas.

by K1llsw1tch06 January 20, 2021


niper mas

You basically are a simp and you typed this in to see if there was one for Sniper Mask in the remove the first letter and last letter meme

I wanna do sniper mask so i will *types in niper mas and gets this* well fuck how did it know

by 𝚂𝚗𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚔 June 18, 2021