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A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'
professional with no allowance of fun activity's outside of designated times
He was on a "matt team" therefore he couldn't play for fun it had to be 100% professional
Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
MATT LEE is a fat Asian dude who’s kinda cool bruh.
“Hey did you see MATT LEE?”
“Yeah, he said he had to do his homework
The kinda guy who turns your passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away with it Scott free!!!!!
Matt Snell turned my passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away Scott free!
the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect