Mother Fuckin Idiot

A mother fuckin idiot is a person who think they look exactly like DWANE THE FUCKIN ROCK JOHNSON! !!!!!!

That Mother Fuckin idiot shit his GOD DAMN pants again!!!

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your brother a mother

Similar to "your sister a mister", but this horrifying insult implies that 1. your brother is in fact a woman and 2. your brother has given birth to a child

person a: your sister a mister!

person b: *unaffected* your brother a mother.

*person a dies, Jesus comes back to earth, Obama is there*

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Your brother a mother

Worse than your sister a mister after a night out in Hiroshima swimming in the radiation pools.

Dave: u mum gay
Phil: your brother a mother
Dave: bursts into flames as the universe begins to shrink at the speed of light, sirens in the distance.

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Your Mother Is Gay

An insult that nerds use to "win" fights. if anyone says this the other person shall explode due to complete simpleness

Bully: DID U DO MY HOMEWORK?

Nerd: No

Bully: STUPID NERD FIGHT ME

Nerd: Your Mother Is Gay

Bully: *Organs implode and head explodes due to simpleness

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Zoo Wee Mother

If you want to say Zoo Wee Mama in a fancy way.

"Sir, i would like to say that thine home-made pizza is divine."
"I guess thine could say it is "Zoo Wee Mother". Isnt it?"
"Zoo Wee Mother!"

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Good Mother Lizard

Rock band formed in the mid 1990s in Northeast Pennsylvnia. Known for the lower brain stem riffs and weird lyrics. 1 album and since disbanded. Named after the Maiasaur.

gmlgood mother lizard

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Trading In Your Mother

Slangin the pain killer oxycodone.

"Lets just say i'm 'trading in your mother' heh heh."
"You sick bitch! Gimme some!"

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