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Warm doodoo in the form of slop; mud like.
I took a burning shit that felt like slop. I had hot butt mud.
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the most delightful treat of the 3rd millenium. A true mud pie consists of a bottom layer of brownie, a middle layer of chocolate coffee-flavored ice cream, and on top is an ever so lite layer of vanilla cream. This tasty dessert is served with whip cream on the side and can be purchased at the always elegant BB King's restaurant in Times Square, New York City.
Golly that Mississippi Mud Pie was the most delicious dessert I have ever had the pleasure to taste!
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Fishing for mud can only be performed when there is a large group of niggers huddled together. Attach a large deep sea fishing hook to a chain on the back of your truck, throw it into the pile of mud, and drive off. It's fun to see what you'll catch.
Those niggers were always gathered in front of my building, so I went fishing for mud. Came away with lots of skin, a scalp and two gold chains.
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A Mississippi Mud Pie takes place when during intercourse, the man has a large wad of snuff in his mouth. When he is about to climax, he spits all of the snuff onto his partners chest and proceeds to ejaculate all over it
Billy Joe and Sally were bangin' last night and he gave her a good ole' Mississippi Mud Pie. He said she wouldn't eat it this time though.
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a white man with a penis so large it embarasses black guys
she used to date black guys until she encountered a a mud shark killer
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A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.
David has given the Toledo Mud Flap to a fat girl this week.
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White Canadians(usually females) that prefer African Americans(usually males from American Ghettoes). Canadian Mudsharks are usually found in cities near the Canadian/American border: Victoria, Vancouver, Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Kenora, Thunder Bay, Windsor, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto, Quebec.
Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.
Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?
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