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The act of having explosive diarrhea while another man is inside of your anus.
"I've been feeling sick lately. I hope I don't charge your phone tonight."
"Would you like me to charge your phone?"
"Do you like it when I charge your phone?"
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A party in which when the lights turn off and when the cell phone lights turn on, everyone gets naked.
That was a sweet cell phone party!
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A portable device that was invented to use to talk to people that Gen Z is petrified to use to talk to people.
*rings*
Gen Z: AHHHHH MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING! I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON DO NOT DISTURB LIKE OMG WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE??? I NEED TO TAKE THOSE ANXIETY MEDS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME FOR MY SELF DIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER BECAUSE MY PHONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *commits suicide*
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A term ideated in 2014 by Sage from Portland, Oregon after her then boyfriend selfishly took a bite of the drool-worthy steak and eggs from Tasty and Alder before she was able to take a photo. In the middle of the restaurant she stood up and proclaimed, “Phone eats first!” The Portland foodies that sat around her all looked up and then slowly began to clap in approval. This term has since caught on and is often used by foodies and bloggers around the world when capturing photos prior to enjoying their food.
Please don’t take a bite of that food until after I take a photo. Phone eats first!
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little finger in vagina and phumb in anus, then 4 fingers spread in vagina and then little finger and index finger in anus
i did a phones 4 u on your mum last night
i wish i could have a phones 4 u
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Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.
They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.
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the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...
dude my cell phone awareness is off i almost knocked over that stand!!!!
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