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a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.
Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.
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A form of communicating the desire to give a blowjob over a text message
Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now
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A hilarious challenge where you shave a goat's beard off and glue it to your chin in the winter. The challenge is to keep the goat hair glued to your chin and try to get reactions from random people
John : Hey man why the fuck does Willis have goat hair on his chin?
Toby : We made him do
"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin
When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.
Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!
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Keystone Light or Coors Light beer.
I went to a FIJI party last night but all they had was rocky mountain goat piss, I was so pissed, at least give me some Bud!
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A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."
Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.
Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."
Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."
Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."
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Moronic Alaskan who gets the blame for losing the election for John McCain.
Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.
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