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A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.
I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.
Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?
My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"
For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.
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when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples
man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!
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16 year olds tend to think they're older and more experienced than any person younger than them due to the government and society constantly kissing their asses about how they're able to drive, fuck, or get a job. As well in Europe, most 16 year olds are allowed to drink alcohol and nobody gives a fuck. In reality, this is what will literally bring the downfall of the world.
Hitler will rise again from a raging grudge from his younger years against being slandered by ageism from 16 year olds, and having children fucking, driving, and working is unhealthy for humanity as well.
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this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.
Tim: man I can't believe you banged that 6 year old.
Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"
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A very vulgar old man with very outspoken views about sex, pork rinds, his book, and vaginas.
"I was just watching the video of old man tyree where he tells the girl he wants to pour his hot cock coffee into her little cunt mug."
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