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Ok so, I have an Apple TV. And I've been watching Harvey Birdman, and every morning I wake up and I sit on my recliner just to watch the program that Brett Buck calls "Must-see TV". It's all fun, good- and... fun until I try to get up or my cat bites my penis and I get scared, start flailing around. Then the TV remote falls into the cushions, and I have to get up and spend the next 10 minutes looking for this tiny piece of garbage. This is the definition of "form over function": a touchpad that's too sensitive dd-d--s-s-d-- it's so fucking thin it phases through matter. I hate this object, this is the bane of my incredibly uninteresting life.
Person 1: Hey what cool new thing did you buy?
Person 2: An Apple TV
1: That thing is the literal definition of form over function...
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1. A reference to male homosex. The idea is that the generally dominant partner in the relationship (the "king") takes a "bow" and let's his favorite subject (the "ace") "rule" him for a time.
2. A reference to male homosexuality where the less-dominant partner in the relationship is allowed to act in a "power role" over the generally more dominant counterpart.
3. The "Ace" assumes the top position, while the "King" assumes the bottom position.
4. Any general reference to a male homosexual relationship or even sexual act where the usually less-dominant partner then "dominates" the generally more-dominant partner.
Whoah... This is an Aces Over Kings party. I didn't bring my whip, heels, or cream. At least I get to be on top for a change.
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Pirate talk for it's time to drink(alcohol)
Uh-oh, the sun is over the yardarm, we better get to the bar.
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An annoying way your friends guilt trip you into getting to hang with the boy instead of being with your girl
Person 1: hey you wanna go to the movies with me and the boys
Person 2: actually I can’t I have plans with my girl
Person 1: wow hoes over bros ok I get it
Person 2: fine I’ll cancel my plans
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The score of some guy who really sucks at golf.
"Hey, I really suck at golf."
"Yeah? What was your score?"
"400 over par."
"Wow. Go kill yourself, douchebag."
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The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.
My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.
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You attempt a sentence but as far as you can get is I'm hungover as fuck....
Sarah: So, late night huh? bet you're feeling..
Jenn: Hung over as fuck....
Sarah: Don't even attempt to finish that, I feel your pain
Jenn: much appreciated don't think i have the mental capacity to finish a full sentence
Sarah: hungover as a fuck...ing person drinking tequilla for the 1st time
Jenn:...yep that would about sum things up...ughhhh
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