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When someone posts something on a social-networking sight such as Twitter or Facebook, saying something mean with out using someone's name, but you know it's about you.
Taylor's Tweet: I cannot stand you. You are so annoying!
Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.
The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.
Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.
An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
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the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.
"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."
What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.
Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.
Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
n. Cider, ie an alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice.
'Pint of post-apple juice please, mate.'
By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.
1. The process through which land that was suppressed under ice during the previous ice age is gradually rising in elevation.
2. The phenomenon involving a guy suddenly having great success in bedding women, following months, or possibly years, of involuntary celibacy. It can occur due to changes in the guy's life or happen spontaneously.
1. Many of the lakes in northern Canada have become marshes due to the impact of post-glacial rebound.
2. Bill couldn't even get a girl's number for the past year, but now that he's experiencing a post-glacial rebound, he's scoring almost every time he's out.