Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.
“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”
When you stand on one foot like a ninja then sore across the room and eat that pussy like a Flamingo
Damn jerry gave me "The Flamingo Slam" last night! *wink
The act of a girl icing her man a bj while driving and the idiot in the car ahead of you gives you a brake check which causes her to thrust her head further down your cock and permanently damaging her throat.
I heard that Brandon was getting a BJ slam and now his gf is in the hospital!
The unavoidable sickness that occurs after a period of time spent in Amsterdam.
GUY 1: Dude... why am I wearing your underwear... and why does my mouth taste like billiards chalk?
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.
A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”