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John smith is the best American, he makes his Wife stay in the kitchen and he has a farm. He hates you if you’re not American and he loves trump.
John smith yuh is awesome.
The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.
Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith
the oldest hag from Amersham school an english teacher who always yaps on about her husband who is apparently an actor.
friend:'hows the wife' me:'she's pulled a complete mrs forrest smith on me'
Connor Smith goes to LMS and is very… petite. So short an ant could crush him! So short a young boy could eat him! So short a fly could carry him away! Half bald with some swoopy hair :3 Gotta love Connor. Btw his balls haven’t dropped yet
Girl 1: I like Connor Smith!
Girl 2: THAT LITTLE UGLY ASS BITCH THAT IS HALF BALD HIS SHORT ASS BITCH YOU KNOW DAMN WELL HIS BALLS HAVENT DROPPED WITH HIS SMALL ASS HIS TINY DICK HAVING ASS.
Girl 1: Yup :) That’s him!
The ultimate vape burglar. This man cannot be trusted even if it’s with a penny. This man is like a magnet to electronic cigarette devices, specifically cherry ice. If you have any belongings I would not advice you alert reed about them because he will take that information and do everything in his power to get them in his sticky fingers. He is a class A liar, with 3 scholarships to the FBI. if you ever are unfortunate enough to come across reed smith, say a prayer and run for the hills because he will take your vape and lie about it until the end of his days.
“Hey reed do you still have my cherry ice vape? I gave it to you 10 minutes ago.” Says Aly, “no, this one is mine I haven’t seen yours” Reed Smith replies. See you in hell lying pig.
Slapping someone for a perceived insult
Stop insulting my girlfriend. Don't let me Will Smith you!
To slap the fire out of someone making light jokes about someone you love.
Stfu talking about my dog before I Will Smith your ass!