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When two men shit into the same girls mouth whilst howling like dogs at the same time
“Official Tunnel Buddies they said as they high fived and the girl choked”
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a friend most likely a lover that lives far away and on your birthday she comes to house and bangs you!
dude i had an awsome time my birthday buddy came over.
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This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.
A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?
B: No problem, Bro.
A: You want me to do you?
B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.
A friend you watch porn with and jerk off in the same room while watching porn. Can be between two perfectly straight males. An activity more commonly shared in a males teen years with a friend(s).
Billy- " Hey man, check this porn star out, shes so fucking hot, u want to watch some porn?"
James-"fuck yeah dude, let me grab us some lotion and some towels"
Billy - It's so awesome having a Jack Off Buddy dude"
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My Buddy Eric has dedicated his life to doing everything no matter how obscure and to being the buddy of as many people as possible.
Person 1: hey, my buddy Eric did that!
Person 2: hey, mine too
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The feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two fuck buddies tend to usually develop.
Bob: Did you hear? Jafaar and Jasmine are fuck buddies now!
Obama: Yeah, I did! The lucky bastard, Jasmine is a fine piece of ass. Whatever, it won't last. Jasmine'll fuck anything that moves and Jafaar is way too clingy. He'll get Fuck Buddy Syndrome soon enough and she'll kick his ass the curb.
Bob: Too true. I hope Jafaar doesn't have any STDs because I'm planning on being next in line.
An endless argument between Canadians.
I'm not your friend, buddy! He's not your buddy, guy! Well, I'm not your guy, friend! I'm not your Buddy Guy Friend.
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