Alex/Alexander

The boy who broke my heart. Alexs are very loving and are amazing. there very cuddly and loves headrubs. like food and sports. mostly busy but will make time for you

(me and a friend playing a game)
Friend: " whats your favorite exs name?"
Me: " Alex/Alexander he was the best bfs ive ever had

Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

Alex moment

When Alex does a thing

I had a Totalt Præcis Aurgetn case and got sidetracked.

What an Alex moment!

Alex Moment

This is when Alex finds an arbitrary thing cute (usually a disturbing thing) and goes "That's so cuuuuute!" or "Awww that's adorable!!!!"

Rui: Man my cat takes a million shits per day.

Alex: That's sooo cute awww
Rui: Alex moment!

alex fitch

Alex fitch is a kind and kinda good looking person yet he can be kinda stupid and Alex fitch is always ready to let other people into his heart. An Alex fitch has a huge cock and will always treat you the right way

Hey did you see that Alex fitch yea he did me the “right”way last night

Alex Carpenter

Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!

"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"

"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"

Alex shainberg

-Potential communist

-Has a brisk drinking problem
-Furries are his fetish

-Currently in a relationship with Jack Wu
-Addicted to solitaire

-Wears green headphones large enough for two people
-Likes beans

-collected all 5 infinity stones stones in his nose

Alex shainberg : Beans

Also
Alex sheinberg: Nigg.....