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(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
A term used in wrestling, when a double leg is hit extremely hard.
you fucking commie bastard, i'm gonna blast double the shit out of you.
A drinking game originated from Serbia during the Yugoslav Civil War in 1984.
The Blast is the process of drinking anything, (cum, beer, orange juice, water) and spitting it out in 360 directions.
Another member is supposed to intercept said liquid in the air and drink it mid-flight. This continues until someone inevitably swallows or nobody catches it.
"My friend Mike sucks at the blast"
"I married my girl after I saw how good she was at the blast"
The act of sending numerous emails, forwards and/or spam-like missives to one's Inbox, often prefaced with, "I don't usually do this, but I thought this one was worth it."
After receiving several email fwds from a person, one might say, "Dude, you gotta stop blastingmybox."
This person is then a "Box blaster." Should this be a separate entry?
Or, if you're following up with someone, you might write, "Sorry to keep blasting your box, but I wonder if you've had a chance to look at my work."
Polices.
"Let's go, the nee naw siren blasting bitches are here!"
The act of ejaculating in a female’s (or male’s) nostrils for sexual gratification.
I gave that chick a nozzie blast last night. She was blowing out cum boogers for hours!
Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.
Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.