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An ass sporting a pink sock AKA trunk butt
Watching "Pink Flamingos" will forever imprint sock ass on your psyche.
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A plain white sock you blow the smoke from marijuana through to lessen the smell. After blowing through it, there will be THC residue leftover on the sock in the shape of lips.
My hooker sock smells really bad.
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The idea of Santa Clause was based on the tale of the sock genie, or Sock Djinn.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.
Fartmuffin: Tis the night of the sock genie!
Cunnilingus: whats the sock genie!?
Stupid little kid: Yeah whats that?
Fartmuffin: Its a genie that can grant your greatest desires, lets wish for a Flying Woodhasm!
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A worn out (usually) sock that can no longer be used for wearing purposes, and is now used as something for storage, mainly of small objects such as change. They can also be used as a beating instrument in some cases if nothing better is available.
Person 1: All my socks are wearing out, I finally had to go out to buy some new ones because I was running out.
Person 2: Too bad, I hate having to throw socks away.
Person 1: No, No, I didn't throw them away, I just threw some stuff in them and used them as storage socks.
Person 2: Oh.
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The alternative name for someone being a bad person or you hating them.
U sock at basketball
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an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.
My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.
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