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Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint
That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.
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When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye
When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...
Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass
the greatest fucking rapper of all time!!!!!!
Hey are you listening to the young jizztape by young jizz lord on soudcloud? I heard that shit was fire asf!!
The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.
High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.
High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?
Another way to pay back no nut november. Similar to mega nut may, in the regard that you must ejaculate at least 2-3 times a day. The only difference is that giant jizz january is in january (duh), so you get to bust all the nuts sooner than the five months inbetween no nut november and mega nut may.
Wow. After that awful no nut november, I’m really looking forward to the cummy greatness of giant jizz january.