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To smack your relatives ass cheeks leaving red marks from your hand like waffle marks.
Michael met his cousin today and then proceeded to Waffle Wednesday her.
When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.
“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or
“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”
To get laid. Or to have sexual intercourse with a woman.
I got some Waffle House lastnight.
A girl that trolls around one or more Waffle Houses (or other 24-hour "restaurants") and picks up whatever guy will go home with her. Often current or former employees of the restaurant or chain they frequent.
Nancy is such a Waffle House Slut, she doesn't even have guys buy her coffee before she takes them home for a quickie.
What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.
someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle
she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome
When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.
It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
when you shit in a pull out couch and close it
She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron