Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.
"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"
"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."
Someone who doesn't even try when making out or when having sex.
"That lazy whale wouldn't even go down on me, girl!"
The moment that is caught between both a win and a fail.
Boy 1: Hey see that girl?
Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.
The act of performing anal sex without lube causing the receiver so much pain that they make dolphin noises.
I'm gonna whale mouth you so hard tonight!!!
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My Best Mate Charlotte.Amy.Wilmore
Shup You Beached Whale
A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale