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The pain when you fart and it stings real bad.
(Tom) What's wrong with you? (Bob) I got the fart needles again.
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A word used to describe 'renewable' forms of energy
Do you think unicorn fart enery would be enough to replace fossil fuels?
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A very loud and prolonged fart that your father did when you were a child.
While I was watching television my father let rip with a dad fart
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A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable.
*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.
Was that a megafart?....Trick question. No one has ever survived a mega fart.
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When you know what you were about to write down or say... Only to forget it and loose all train of thought.
Verb - stemming from the root idea of a fart being "just air and nothing good coming out"
"I was in the middle of an exam, and just had a total mind-fart"
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When You Fart Out Of The Pussy
Amanda was taking a shower while her step-broher watched on while he beat his dick and then Amanda farted out of her pussy and her step-brother asked what the fuck was that and she said a puss fart
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a person who is extreamly annoying and farts alot.
"you are such a fart cracker, leave me alone"
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