chimping around

when you do sumthing foolish and goofy

hey stop “chimping around” we’re losing!

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

Unable to eat around (someone)

Being unappetized around certain people. A feeling of disgust or discomfort about someone or something they do/did that makes you not want to eat.

I was immediately unable to eat around (someone) because they make me feel horrible when I try to do anything, enough so that I don’t feel hungry around them.

Around the corner

When someone says there around the corner they are just now leaving

Guy:hey wya
Girl: I’m just around the corner
*30mins later
Guy: I thought you were around the corner

shops around the corner

Gay

He shops around the corner for sure sister!

Going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover

Taking an unnecessarily long route when an easier alternative was available.

Taken from the idea of someone getting lost on the way to Bolsover and driving around nearby Carr Vale nature park for several hours before finding their way.

Often Bolsover is shortened, pronounced 'Bow'ser'

Example: I just took a 'shortcut' that was 20 minutes longer than my usual route'

'Youve been going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover'