(v.) Female rendering of auto-stimulation.
Girl One: "I'm sorry that guy turned out to be a total ass."
Girl Two: "It's okay...I guess now I could just...beat my v..."
Vegan for beat my meat, or beating one's meat.
- Bro are you gonna go beat your meat?
- No, I'm vegan, I beat my soy.
(In lieu of the Domino's American Legends pizza promotion) The Provolone Beat Down (i.e. PBD) is a sexually deviant act that involves coming on a slice of said provolone cheese, slapping girl in the face with or throwing slice at said girl's face, (which ever act you prefer based upon proximity) commenced by making said girl finally consume cheese.
The girl next store seemed to be a freak and strangely enough, also thoroughly enjoyed dairy products. I fucked her last night, and me being the generous guy I am, wanted to please her on multiple levels. Consequently, she got the Provolone Beat Down.
To beat up really, really badly. It's like nearly dying. But worse, because you lived.
I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of him.
To masterbate publicly or privately
ME: You beat yo shit?
YOU: Hell yeah. I'm like fuck it. It's my shit. I'll beat it when and where I want to.
Used by blacks, with reference to assaulting a fellow negro
Man, if I don't get my money back, I'm goin have to beat a nigga ass
The act of wearing a lot of nicely done makeup.
Basically caking your face.
Anna: why are you taking so long to get ready
Vicky: because I have to beat my face