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Someone physically attractive; someone who "runs" your sex "drive" up.
That girl at the bar is a real Drive Runner, my balls are already blue
Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.
I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.
Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"
Me: "I was face-driving"
Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"
Me: "Meh"
Blackout drive n.- The ability to function without conscious thought, usually in an impaired state brought on by binge drinking, drug use, etc.
Derived from military "blackout driving", using limited light sources to drive tactically at night.
I woke up at home, but I don't remember leaving the bar. Thank you, blackout drive!
A drive in which you see a church chapel. Causes you to think about missing church which then causes you to speed home quickly to get away from the thought. The police then pull you over.
You got pulled over on Chapel View Drive again, didn't you?
Drive My Pussy means to take that juicy pussy out for a test drive.
Come here, boy, and Drive My Pussy!
help help they are driving me crazy
Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)