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An Evan is characterized as being a Minecraft addict, most likely has well over 1k hours spent it. An Evan might also be able to be noticed in the wild from their distinctive jacket, or sweater, in which an Evan wears the same few sweatshirts throughout the week in cycles. An Evan most likely has good grades, and is brilliant, but of course, has little to no will to live. He is of course, by the very nature of An Evan, a huge nerd. An Evan is very sweet, and will be a great person to get to know, despite the awkwardness. Although, sometimes, on rare occasions, he may get mad bitches.
An Evan is the best person you will meet, and if you are lucky enough to fall in love with one, don't hurt them
He is quite forgetful and is unaware of obvious things around him. Thou he is a good guy, he won’t hesitate to throw shade if necessary
“Your acting just like Mitchell Evans.”
A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.
Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right
A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.
Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't
Isobel Evans is the tall, slim girl with big, shimmering eyes who is always there to make you laugh on your darkest days. She is that girl that loves anything peaceful whether that is listening to music, going on walks, or going shopping for clothes that she adores because she loves fashion. When Isobel Evans falls in love, she falls in love hard and she instantly knows when there is an irreplaceable connection between her and her destined lover. She can always take a joke but just the same as every other individual, deep down she’s sensitive to certain things, so always be cautious about what you say to her. Family is a huge part of her life, and she’d do anything for them, just the same as she would with her friends. If you are one of Isobel Evans friends you’re lucky to have a person with a truthful, beautiful and caring soul because people like her are rare. Not only this but whenever she sees an angel number, she always wishes for the person she loves most because they are so, so special to her and she wished they understood how much she aches for their heart as sometimes her love you is overlooked.
Teacher #1: Who made you feel better when you were upset?
Girl #1: Isobel Evans, she’s got the sweetest heart!
He's a hot guy usually blond. He's a serious athlete and a pretty decent student. He has a really big dick and has nice abs. He dreams about having kids with his gf or crush all the time. He's totally adorable!!!
He's such a drew evans!!!!
A camp maths teacher who likes to hand out oranges and over pronounce his words
Julian evans is such a great teacher