A genre of Heavy Metal that is currently sweeping the nation, led by the up and coming band, Built on Despondency.
Fat Metal is heavier than heavy metal, or rotund metal, or even big-boned metal. It is metal that is just too heavy for any other description than straight up fat. It draws inspiration from all forms of music; anything that makes the riffs heavier than ever thought possible. In essence, it is like an aural face push: it hits you hard, and is so heavy that it leaves a feeling of inferiority with you at the same time.
Person 1: Fuck, Built on Despondency is heavy.
Person 2: Like fat heavy, or heavy metal heavy?
Person 1: Both. They're fat, and also play fat metal.
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a term for an exeptionally fat bastard
urrrrrrrrrr, look at that fat waza!
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Slang for a sheepshagger from the Highlands of Scotland.
"I heard a sheep went missing last night"
"It must have been the work of Fat Mart"
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An incredibly loud and disgusting fart. This title is reserved for the most foul, rotten-smelling farts.
I was in the elevator and some jackass cracked off a fat nasty.
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A fat bitch. So fat they cant even see their penis anymore. Someone who the opposite sex is ASHAMED to be seen with. A large corpulent person with sausage fingers and a fat mush face.
Mike: Did you see that vitale kid?
Art: Yea, he sure is a fat ass. Girls must laugh at that sucker.
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A penis, specifically a bulbous or "chode" like member. Less of a "shlong" more of a "wang".
"Slap a fat one in your mouth and STFU"
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