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The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.
Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows
a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump
My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.
(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning
(2) a person who botches a pool dive
Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan
Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show
Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again
It’s mourning and moaning at the same time
When your dad dies but your gf/bf hits the spot (morns 😩)
Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.
Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.
When it happened in the morning but a while ago…
“ I talked to him just morning”
“How you gonna tell me ,my food stamps came just morning!! “