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Jacob smells like a very very smelly taco that was burn't lie a smelly taco, and also he s very gay .
Guy: wow that guy smells like a Jacob ass-rape
Jacob: I'M GONNA MOLEST YOU!!!!!
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June 21, the day where everyone named Jacob either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day
Hey it’s national fuck Jacob day
Wait I’m Jacob
Go f***yourself Jacob
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March 24 is national bully a Jacob day. On this day you get a free pass to bully a jacob
On national bully a Jacob day you might decide to go up to Jacob and say
“Hey Jacob you’re a dickwad “
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Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!
A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.
"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".
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A humble guy from Newberry Florida. He loves God and peanut butter (even though it makes him fat).
He very much enjoys reading the bible, biking, hiking, killing people on Halo: Reach, and spending time with Tamara Michelle Belhomme-Wint.
He also enjoys a challenging Differential Equations problem from time to time, maybe one that takes a page or two.
His hopes and dreams are to have his family, and God be proud of him, help people in need, and get married and have a family. (maybe two or three kids)
You see that guy over there? That is Cody Jacob Lee, go ask him for differential equations help.
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A group of individuals where one of them refuses to Loose their virginity
Look at them lads over there they look just like a Jacob Tom Lewis George group, and that Jacob refuses to loose his virginity