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Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.
Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"
"Why? You eat Japanese?"
"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."
The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.
Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows
a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump
My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.
(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning
(2) a person who botches a pool dive
Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan
Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show
Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again
It’s mourning and moaning at the same time
When your dad dies but your gf/bf hits the spot (morns 😩)