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five second fling

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more

You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

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five-fingered ounce

quantity of marijuana that indicates the supplier filled the bag with as much as could be held with five fingers. Usually results in a bit more than an ounce per bag--35-40 grams.

a five-fingered ounce is good for an extra weekend you can share with your friends

by WVbud August 1, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Five-Dollar Footlong

Slang for the dump you have to take after eating at Subway.

Jareds in the bathroom, we ate at subway and he as to deposit a five-dollar footlong

by Froggler August 2, 2010

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five dollar ho

after a blow job and spewing on her face, slap her with a five dollar bill so it sticks

*Variation*
If she is a skag whore you can ask for change

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

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Five nights at freddy's

A shitty horror game that attracts little kids.
The only thing it spawned was alot of disturbing pornography and an awful fanbase.

Five nights at freddy's is cancer

~everyone over the age of 12

by Densest March 26, 2017

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austrilan high five

when tag teaming a girl and you and another mans balls slap

me and ted where tag teaming veronica i was giving him a austrilan high five the whole time

by badmoond September 13, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Five Percenter's

It is the elite club of whipped workhorses when sales are down in your industry.

Initiation:

The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"

Technically, it's not a loss at all.

Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.

Considered communism.

Everyone could still win, but won't.

CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.

Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.

CEO: Fire one person from each market.

Workhorses: What an ass.

by Upperdecker Jay February 16, 2009

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