When in the 69 position, you titty fuck the girl while she eats out your ass
I blew my load on that bitches belly while she was eating my ass, Alabama Cesar salad alert.
The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.
"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"
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The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.
That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!
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A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.
"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"
"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."
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No one knows what it means. But, it's provocative... it gets the people going.
Person 1: You got 20,000 followers on Tumblr?
Person 2: yeah-
Person 1: Valid Like Salad
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Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.
Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.
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The art of eating a woman's ass.
guy 1: Boy look at that girls ass.
guy 2: Yeah, I'd like to toss her salad.
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