Sexual Olympics

Sexual Olympics are any major sexual event featuring all types of sexual sports, fetishes, and fantasies. These events last for many hours at a time and are usually loud, orgasmic and often public. The term suggests a competitive nature wherein those watching and/or listening try to compete with others in terms of display and/or noise.

"They'll probably be keeping us up all night with their sexual olympics"

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sexual healing

when one looks for sex with someone below there standard to make them feel wanted in times of sadness, etc. eg a breakup

person one: ew, is that stacey making out with that zit face? but shes hot!
person two: yeh, didnt you hear? sam dumped her.
person one: ohh. sexual healing.

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sexual bases

first base includes kissing whether French, open mouth or peck on the lips or above belt touching

second base includes oral or heavy petting or hand jobs ,hands go below the waist

third base includes sex toys fingering

fourth base includes sexual intercourse/ going all the way (anal also)

john:man i'm going out with Jane today
nick:do you think she'll let you go to third base
john:i hope so .i mean its the third date

nick:well i'm only on my second date with Mary and shes gonna make me go to third base tonight
john:damn sexual bases are better than baseball hopefully i'll hit a home run soon

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sexual chocolate

chocolate that happens to be sexual

guy:dude you see that sexual chocolate over there?
guy 2:hell yea i do!

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sexual peeing

When white people can't get off during regular sex and resort to peeing on their partner.

"Hey this isn't really working for me do you mind if I try something?"

"What is it."

"It's this new thing I heard of called sexual peeing."

"Uhhhhhh ok."

*drinks a glass of water*

"Now we wait."

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Sexual Orientation

Your sexual identity; sexual preference

Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)

Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*

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sexual chocolate

an individual who bitch slaps a box of chicken McNuggets with his pimp cane.

Sexual Chocolates bitch slapped the McNuggets with his pimp cane.

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