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A plan that is told like a 5 year old, costs a shitload of money, and requires too much effort
Sarah: I have a genius idea (A Sarah Plan)! Lets order termites, make them infest the building, complain to the apartment office, and get our apartment building tented! That is how we will kill the cockroaches.
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Very hot and talented girls. Sexy. Thick. They get lots of dick in the nighttime. Every guy wants them but they use them for cock and leave them. They aren't hoes.
Guy 1: Damnn... those girls got a fatass. Who are they?
Guy 2: Sarah and Judy. They used me last week for dick, and then blocked my number.
Guy 1: Its worth it, ill still try to cuff.
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The power couple. Unstoppable. When they get together it’s always a show. They are like a power couple. With Ethan’s strong soul and his over protective sides of everyone he loves, and with Sarah’s caring and sweet side and and gd only knows how she can look stunning with anything she does. And they are both gorgeous people. They both crack jokes. They pick on each other. And you see them and there always happy with each other. They both have never been for the lovey dovey stuff but they have there moments.
Have you seen Ethan and Sarah they are goals
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Anybody with this name is literally indebatably 5'4" or shorter and thereby qualifies for national throw a short person day.
Person 1: Hey, today is National Throw a short person today. I Threw Sarah Totty since she qualifies as short.
Person 2: Isn't National Throw A Short Person day tomorrow?
Person 1: Uh.... maybe?
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Possibly one of the awesomest people in the human world. Super nice and always happy. Kills at every sport!
Hey, there goes a really cool person, it's definitely a Sarah Phillips.
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A Skandari is always skinny and looks like a stick she is always missing her ex Ali HAHAHHA. She is always asking advice and looks up to her fellow classmate Ali fatlawi. She asks him for soccer advice and always pays my lunch orders. She is very slow and asks me how to get faster. She has had soo many exs like sohib and Ali. She will leave u on delivered for decades and years. She is texting this new guy cutie moey. SHE WILL LEAVE ANYONE ON DELIVERED. Good luck to her bf
Sarah skandari
Ali: yes Sarah Skandari is a crackhead😂🥶
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the Republican Vice-Presidential canidate for John McCain in the 2008 Presidential elction. She is also formerly know as the Mayor of Wassila and the Gov. of Alaska.
She is a firm believer in the Sanctity of life and the resourcefulness of the American people.
during her campaign as Vice presidential nominee she fought:
-for no abortion
-for no eauthenization
-for an increase in homeland oil dependency
-against gay marriage (as the Constitution specifically states that marriage is the union between one man and one woman)
-a decrease in Iraq troops but a steady stay in the war we need to fight, as radicalTerrorists are still a threat to the U.S.A.
-FOR THE PEOPLE
-cutting spending and taxes and giving back to the communities
-for faith, strong believer in the power of "One Nation Under God!"
She has now returned to being the Gov. of Alaska and fighting corruption whenever it approaches.
Many look hopefully to her for the future in 2012 when she perhaps might run for President.
Sarah Palin is the future of the GOP!
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