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When people think the world a worse place than it actually is, due to overexposure to the news.
Thats because sex, rape, and murder usually dominate the headlines.
Kyle: Man, I think Jack is freaking out.
Jim: Why? What happened?
Kyle: Last Tuesday, he went on a news-watching binge and has been afraid to come out since - even for girls!
Jim: Oh, looks like you've got a bad case of Mean World Syndrome on your hands.
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1. The establishment that sets the teaching standards and form practices for taekwondo schools throughout the world.
2. A politer way of saying "WTF" or what the fuck
1. Molly: So howd your board-breaking go?
Me: awsome, i wish the WTF would change it from ax kick tho, my foot hurts
2. While picking my lil sister up from school
Me: So howd your class go?
Jazzy: Miss Alga grabbed my butt.
Me: World Taekwondo Federation!!!
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The slogan of Urbandictionary.
How urban.
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Allies vs Axis, started mostly by fascist imperialism on the part of the Axis powers. During the war, Germany at its peak had taken over most of Europe, Japan had taken most of the Pacific island nations, and Italy had taken most of northern Africa. Ended in 1945. Perhaps the most significant event of the 20th century, and this dictionary can't possibly begin to cover all of it. See also: every show on the History Channel.
Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War Two?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana."
-- General George Patton
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<< common misspelling >>
SEE: World Wrestling Entertainment, WWE
AKA: World Wrestling Federation, WWF
Mick Foley (my fucking hero) wrestled for the
World Wrestling Federation.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley sucks a dick for
WORLD WRESLING ENTERTAINMENT (sic) (besides
servicing the owner's daughter in marriage.)
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(\__/) This is Bunny. Copy and
(='.'=) paste Bunny to help him
(")_(") gain world domination
If you copy and paste World Domination Bunny into your signature(s), then you will be given a position of power and/or wealth when he takes over the world
Long live World Domination Bunny!
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Someone who acts like they're shit in a really egocentric way. They think they're all that when actually others think that they are just self-centred and narcissistic. First world bitches only care about themselves and the material possessions they have, they don't care about anyone one else (especially those who are poorer than themselves) as they live in their 'first world' lifestyle.
OMG, that girl just posted another selfie on Instagram. She is such a first world bitch.
Honestly, that first world bitch should spend some time doing something useful to help others instead of wasting time looking in a mirror.
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