boner job

This is a job that someone is so in love with that they get a boner every time they're doing it.

Damn, Chris has got the best boner job testing video games.

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Loner Boner

When she's "not in the mood".

Man, we were fuckin' all alone at my house.. Lights out.. Under a blanket.. And then I find out I've got a loner boner.

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boner alert

Massive erection forming or already formed

Her pokey nipples give me such a boner alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla.

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loner with a boner

a horny guy who has nobody to f*ck.
usually a loner with a boner will be a 40-year-old virgin.

*boy texts girl*
Jonathan: hey jess bby i'm soooooo horny right now so come over and f*ck me hard bitch ;) ;) ;) :*

Jess: ill be at your door in 5 minutes, sexy, horny and ready to fuck ;) ;) ;)
Jonathan: woohoo! im gettin laid! maybe im not such a loner with a boner after all :D

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Funny Boner

Purposely slamming your elbow against any thing hard then masturbating with the hand from the same arm while it tingles.

"Why is your elbow black and blue?"
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."

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Tuxedo Boner

Not just your average boner. A boner that is Classy and sophisticated. Often seen with a bow tie. A tuxedo Boner should never be hidden. It should be proudly displayed for all to see.

Guy 1: Why are you taking your pants off? and why do you have a bow tie?

Guy 2: Cause i'm feeling abnormally aroused and sporting a tuxedo boner

Guy 1: Can i see?

(guy 2 proudly skips naked down high school hallway)

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friend boner

It is a non-sexual comment directed at your friend for an action he/she performed that was totally awesome.

That was so awesome I got a friend boner.

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