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Chiving

Being chill, awesome, cool , wicked, amazingly great and supportive.

Going to the chive.com and looking at all the beautiful and amazing Chivettes. I was chiving some hot a smexy chivettes the other day before the dar was released.

by Raboto290 April 24, 2011

82πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Chiving

A sexual act in which a man has anal sex with a woman. He then pulls out and with poop on his dick bangs her armpit. The end result is a poop mark in the shape of a chive.

Dude I totally heard that Seth was chiving with Shelia and things got messy.

by Jimmyhead October 27, 2010

28πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


Chiving

Chiving |CHΔ«v ing|

Verb

1. Taking a shit while looking at the Chive app.

2. Shitting, but you’ve said chiving so many times that they are now interchangeable.

GF: What are you doing?

Me: Just chiving *sends meme to buddy*...don’t come in here!

by Tripple-J February 28, 2020

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Chive (chiving)

a verb refering to the act of fingering ones asshole

"Dude, I chived her good last night. She didn't even crap."

by Bonnar May 25, 2004

39πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Chived

To be really pissed off

Molly: Anton is really making me angry

Tommy: you feeling abit chived?

by Maxwr1 June 9, 2019

24πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Chive

i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.

i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.

by Afer.Ventus January 4, 2015

144πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


The Chive

Would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? Do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? Are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? Females, would you like to submit a half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the hell out of your picture? Forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that EVERYONE can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. You'll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! And the best part is, it's free! Go on the Chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!

"wow, that guy has a Chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a giant douche bag! The Chive is the best website ever. KCCO"

by FavoriteWorstNightmare March 20, 2014

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