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an excuse to get out of work

death

death is just a an excuse to get out of work

by hgi;uEkcgórd2kn34<vcn.${PROUVC May 3, 2023

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That's just vague enough to work

A statement used to agree with another statement or plan. Different adjectives can be used in place of vague:
insane
crazy
dumb
etc.

Boy A: "So we'll knock on the door."
Boy B: "And then?
Boy A: "Then we'll do something else."
Boy B: "Wow that's just vague enough to work."

by Sagira May 16, 2010


heartbreaking work of staggering power

1. n. A book or movie, often part of a school curriculum, that is renowned for its symbolism, examination of underlying themes, and emotional impact on the consumer. Consequently, exposure to the material often sends the consumer into a crying jag, using their vice of choice as a source of comfort and avoiding human contact until their deep depression passes.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.

"Have you read 'The Yellow Wallpaper?'"
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."

by The Library Fairy August 29, 2012


do some charity work

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.

Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"

by danarky June 6, 2003

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Social Work Kool-Aid

Social Work Kool-Aid: (noun) A system of beliefs associated with the social work profession that closely resembles the NASW code of ethics. It includes the concept of unconditional positive regard for clients, respect for diversity, and the belief that all of society is interconnected.

The phrase "drinking the social work kool-aid" is most commonly used metaphorically when describing the phenomenon that occurs during the process of social work education, when students begin to adopt the professional values of social work as their personal values. This may lead to the student becoming more politically and morally liberal. Its use is akin to the common saying, "Gee, there must be something in the water" to imply that there is something inherent to a location that produces certain characteristics in the people that live there. The term implies some degree of blind acceptance and/or indoctrination.

"I used to be a Republican, but then I went to college and started drinking the social work kool-aid, and I totally became a democrat."

"Over my career I've soaked up so much of the social work kool-aid that I've started using Person-In-Environment thinking to assess how my dog is doing."

"That TV show is just so homophobic, and I've had way too much of the social work kool-aid to really enjoy it anymore."

"There's just something about social workers...it's like they're all drinking the same kool-aid."

by Chewie Crabs April 14, 2010

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That’s how mafia work

The defenition of urban dictionary is that’s how mafia work

That’s how mafia work

by BoredTags January 29, 2019

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fire work penis

When your cock turns into a magical fire work and lights off like a giant fire work emanating from the ground.

During the rave, Garold crotch shot off like a fire work penis.

by Rickety Cricket666 December 1, 2017

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