Garold

n. (proper) The formal name for Gary, only when used as part of the phrase "Gary Grumpy-Pants;" can also be used as a substitute for the entire phrase altogether (refer to Gary Grumpy-Pants for definition).

Example 1. Q: Why was Anja such a Garold Grumpy Pants at the bowling alley on Saturday night?

A: She was mad that she had to bowl with her goofy family and not get to hang out with her cooler-than-cool friends and the cooler-than-cool putt-putt golf.

Example 2. "Garold, if you don't lose that attitude by the time supper starts, you're GROUNDED!"

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Garoldism

Garoldism is a religion where lord Garld the stingray watches over you like a God. Garold is very forgiving and highly respected the girls, gays and the theys. Garold does not support trump. If you would like to become part if Garoldism please like this.

Person 1: I'm a part of Garoldism!
Person 2: who's Garold?
Person 1: the best thing ever!

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Garoldism

Garoldism is a religion where garold the stingray watches over you like a God. He is very forgiving and respects everyone that is a decent human being. Garold is highly supportive of the girls gays and the thats and very much dislike trump.

Person 1: I'm now a part of Garoldism
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: the best religion ever!!!

Garold

Garold is the god of Garoldism. Garold is a stingray who watches over the gays they's she's he's everyone to exist. if you would like to know what Garoldism is just search it up

Person 1: Have you seen garold?
Person 2: No? Who are they?
Person 3: Omg how could you not know