I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.

I pity the fool who threads on me.

I cant believe you done this

A meme from the vine.

After betraying his tribe he was told by the other tribe's leader "I cant believe you done this"

Yo can I have dis?

used in terms of endearment

"yo can I have dis?"
"okay thank"

I cannor

Slang for 'I want to suck your cock'

Person: I cannor
Person 2: Okay