Random
Source Code

best man

hayden christensen 😍😍

person: who’s the best man?
person 2: hayden christensen ofc

by skywa1kerz July 31, 2023


Being a MAN

Is doing whatever ANOTHER MAN says... Even if he's a retard... OR ELSE!

Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024


Man

Let's say we got Carol here and about 9 months ago she got railed so hard her legs shook by my man Tyrone and she gave birth and it comes out the vagina like it's nothing because of Tyrones BBC and you look at this kid and it was born with some testicles and a piece of nerves and cartilage aka a dick and balls and that's all there I'd to it I don't care how much u weird purple hair girls wannabe screw off

Damn that new born has a dick that is a man

by cocky little spit fuck May 28, 2022


Man

A picture of Batman with his ears photoshopped out. His arch enemy/gay lover is the Jonkler. He also fights Killer Cock, Bone, Face, Shitface, Horny Queef, Woman, and Dickstroke. He is mainly on r/batmanarkham because we’re all in the Aslume.

Why is Man on Urban Dictionary? Is he stupid?

by I’m_The_Man_Real October 14, 2023


man

A man is not a person, he is a sex-object

My man is broken.

by f*ckmaend October 24, 2019


man

a male human being or whatever that bullshit is. he might be fake. pops everything and gave up since he didn't have full xp and didn't know if he was going that right way. didn't know what mushroom meant. kept answering questions. wants dead and says someone is scared and stunned. damn this shit is hard tol right.

the man dressed in the purple zebra print tux is redfoo

by rwesdrtfyghjkgfgdsegrtyguhjk February 3, 2022


man

a male human being or whatever that bullshit is. he might be fake. pops everything and gave up since he didn't have full xp and didn't know if he was going that right way. didn't know what mushroom meant. kept answering questions. wants dead and says someone is scared and stunned. damn this shit is hard to do.

the man dressed in the purple zebra print tux is redfoo

by rwesdrtfyghjkgfgdsegrtyguhjk February 3, 2022