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A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.
How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.
A month in 2020 that was the end of days, at the culmination of COVID-19. Last act of humanity was the April Fool joke by US government that marijuana cures the corona virus.
Me: I can’t wait for 4-20! Imma smoke me a fatty and cure the pandemic!
Virus: Yes, that is going to happen! Mind if I take the first hit?
How bad this year was out of 20.
Me: "Hey how bad was this year?"
Friend: "ehhh I'd say it was 20/20"
A unit of measurement for travelling around the city of Ottawa. No matter the distance, it will always take 20 minutes.
I am going down the road to get groceries. It is gonna be an Ottawa 20 before I get there.
Its smells so fucking bad it's smells like a person who never washed their ass and they probably have cheese forming there and they just make you put your nose so deep in their ass
Girlfriend: wanna smell my ass?
Boyfriend: sure
Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*
Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass
Candlepin bowling...
Dad: lets go bowling
Son: i love candlepin bowling
Dad: ?
Son: its big 20 bowling
Dad: ok lets go
*drives to candlepin bowling*