food critic

Someone who eats and gets paid for it.

"I got a job as a food critic, and got ten bucks for sipping a spoonful of soup."

meme food

When you have been browsing some pretty dank memes and now your tired so you eat meme food so you can browse more memes

Damn I've been meming all night I guess I should have some MEME FOOD

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fad food

New fast food menu items that are invented just to get you thinking about going to that restaurant and ordering the same old shit you always get.

McDonald's Mozzarella Sticks is a fad food. They don't want you to order it. They just say they selling it to get you thinkin' "McDonald's. Hmm. I want some fries."

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Food racist

A person that does not consume food from specific regions of the world.

"Larry won't eat curry or any Indian food I try and give him"
"He sounds food racist"

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Food of the gods

me

food of the gods: hello, have a good day/night

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food ass

When people cook nasty smelling food and it stinks up the office/house.

"My office smells like food ass."

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Baby Food

Refers to a drug lower on the thrill scale than one you currently use, which is obviously superior to that crap. For instance to a heroin addict, baby food might be Percocet or Vicodin.

I left the Baby Food long ago, only The King works for me.

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