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american dream

To females, the American Dream is the house with the white fence, the kids, the dogs, and the whole shebang.

To males, the American Dream is having a cool $20mil in the bank; allowing him any kind of lifestyle that he craves.

Did you know that Tess married a rich brain surgeon? They live right on the beach in Malibu, and you got to see the blue eyes of her newborn boy. They are living the American dream.

by movazi March 31, 2020


American broomstick

A term for American orbital rockets. The term was created by head of Russian Space Agency Rogozin on Twitter, when trying to threaten the USA, by not flying their cargo on Russian Soyuz rockets, due to international sanctions that came as a consequence of Russia vs Ukraine war.

"Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom." - SpaceX Launch Director moments before liftoff

by froemosen March 23, 2022


american feathers

When partner 1 tickles partner 2’s asshole using only the tongue

alana, do you wanna try american feathers?

by jeremylikesfood February 5, 2018


American Slider

Cover a curved girl with honey and jelly. Then place her head on the floor and her feet on a bed. Start with a run-up and use the hooker as a slide.

Person 1: How much for an American slider?
Hooker: I don't do that!

by Truth That July 20, 2016


American pie

A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.

Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.

by JubilationTCornpone January 28, 2021


An American brain

An American brain, the brain of stupidity. The country that calls football soccer. The lack of thinking. The kind of brain that doesn’t know how to cook international food. But there is some Americans that have an international brain. The brain of thinking. American brains also have racism in them.

Jake, who has an American brain: “This black guy looks like an ant.”
Tariq, who has an international brain: “This man is a great guy.”

by Chief_On_The_Dictionary September 10, 2022


The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.

Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.

by DuctTapePants August 27, 2018