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Having sex whilst riding on a mechanical bull.
Male #1: Dude, I got to 83rd base last night Went for 8 seconds.
Male #2: No way! What did you do with the bull afterward?
Male #1: Steam cleaned it and did it again.
When a collection of Sigma Gigachads ignore the status quo in voting on what they think the correct answer is, but to have the result of the vote become deadlocked. When this occurs the voting system will show its true design and will result in a total percentage of over 100%.
Josh Sussy Hayes: Everyone that says I am second monitor content is indeed 101% Based.
Pipkin Pippa: The Weatherman is 101% Based
A derogotory explaintion of someone, something or an action that is dirty , nasty or just plain wrong. Mainly used for things that make you physically sick.
drinking a shithole shandy is dirt-based.
the bisexuallity of josh dixon, (aged 17 from leven, UK)is dirt-based.
Helping a girl deliver her baby.
Spawn camping milf hunters often try to go straight to Eighth Base with a pregnant girl on the first date.
If someone is super basic and doesn’t have anything interesting about them
Her favourite band is arctic monkeys and she loves filas, she’s a bit base game
Im About To Get Hit With One HElp Lmao
Get out of my chair or ill hit u with a base ball bat
spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear